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Jokes

Equation's...

Equation's... One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood 10 Midday mates < 5 minutes of FTV One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan Atal Bihari - Bad knee = Still our LAST HOPE



In the middle of the beautiful deserted island.

In the middle of the beautiful deserted island. There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following group of people is stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois". The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming. The Irish began by dividing up their island, Northside and Southside, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the American woman keeps on talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.....AND... The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman!!



Because, You were just homesick!!

Because, You were just homesick!! So a Pakistani US citizen goes to the doctor because he just simply doesn't feel good. He's tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible. The doctor checks him over and can't find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does. He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before. The Pakistani man is stunned, though, that the treatment means he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag and leave it in his basement for a week. "Trust me," the doctor says, "I have seen this work." The man goes home and follows through on the instructions. Within a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench. His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says, "Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured." "You're crazy!" comes the reply. "Trust me." says the doctor. Down he goes into the basement and he takes the first breath. Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache leave. His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well. The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good news. "I told you I've seen this work with people from Pakistan before," says the doctor. "You were just homesick!"



Magic of a life

Magic of a life The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You sleep around, drink alcohol. You party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school. You become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby. You go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating . . . . you finish off as an orgasm.



I forgot her name about 10 years ago...

I forgot her name about 10 years ago... Santa was invited to Banta's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her Jalebi, Honey, Pyaari, Darling, Sweetheart etc. He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years. While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names." Banta hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago."



I'm Bond, I'm Subramaniam.

I'm Bond, I'm Subramaniam. James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says "I'm Bond, James Bond. James to you". For which the driver replies "I'm Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you..."


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